Commuter Problems

So I was sitting on the subway next to this woman and was innocently reading her iPhone over her shoulder.  I tend to do this because 1) I’m nosy and 2) I was hoping she was reading an ebook or something.  She was not.

Instead I see “Oh Nicole, I’ve always wanted to eat out your juicy pussy.

I immediately turned away and longed to change my seat.

Serves me right for being nosy I guess.

2 years ago · 13 notes

  1. tellmebabyareyouwet said: You are my favorite person!!
  2. ny-renaissance-man said: mmmmmmm, yummy! lol
  3. bowlegschester said: I snorted omg.
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