So I was sitting on the subway next to this woman and was innocently reading her iPhone over her shoulder. I tend to do this because 1) I’m nosy and 2) I was hoping she was reading an ebook or something. She was not.
Instead I see “Oh Nicole, I’ve always wanted to eat out your juicy pussy.”
I immediately turned away and longed to change my seat.
Serves me right for being nosy I guess.
2 years ago · 13 notes
- tellmebabyareyouwet said: You are my favorite person!!
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- ny-renaissance-man said: mmmmmmm, yummy! lol
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- bowlegschester said: I snorted omg.
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